Errrology

I was talking to someone today, and my first sentence was an "Errr"


Then I started thinking,


Whats is up with "Errr"


Why do so many people (like me) like to use it


No matter how you look at it, its still not a stylish opener


Girls don't get turned on by "Errr" (I think)


Therefore I have thought and came up with a theory


Its called "The need to make sounds faster than you can think" Theory


When people meet, or they are answer questions

They feel the pressure to reply quickly, or to start quickly


So they do it, without thinking


So when the mouth is opened


The only sound that comes out is a "Errrr"



Therefore my theory is (its not any less cool than Newton's)




Let time that "Errr" lasts be E

Let time needed to clear hesitations be H

Let time needed to think be T

therefore:

E = H + T

Essentially, we are just showing people that we act before we think!

Or that we just cannot make up your mind.

Which is a bad thing.

I therefore start the Anti-Err Campaign

Call 1800-IDUNLIKEERRR to know more

Slow down everyone, you're missing the good stuff that you can come up with!