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Errrology

I was talking to someone today, and my first sentence was an "Errr"


Then I started thinking,


Whats is up with "Errr"


Why do so many people (like me) like to use it


No matter how you look at it, its still not a stylish opener


Girls don't get turned on by "Errr" (I think)


Therefore I have thought and came up with a theory


Its called "The need to make sounds faster than you can think" Theory


When people meet, or they are answer questions

They feel the pressure to reply quickly, or to start quickly


So they do it, without thinking


So when the mouth is opened


The only sound that comes out is a "Errrr"



Therefore my theory is (its not any less cool than Newton's)




Let time that "Errr" lasts be E

Let time needed to clear hesitations be H

Let time needed to think be T

therefore:

E = H + T

Essentially, we are just showing people that we act before we think!

Or that we just cannot make up your mind.

Which is a bad thing.

I therefore start the Anti-Err Campaign

Call 1800-IDUNLIKEERRR to know more

Slow down everyone, you're missing the good stuff that you can come up with!

Bad day

Its a sad day

Today, my friend of 6 years expressed his love for me...

No, its not a typo

Its a him

But his hopes were short lived

Quan Kai: pak i hav always been in love with you

Pak Wing: i always wanted to screw you too

In this case, screw means that I want to put his head(not mine) into his arsehole :p

On an note that is unlike the depressing topic above that scarred my self confidence, let me sum up some interesting things that happened :p

I took up dancing classes, Pak Wing's got talent!

Tried to drown myself in an expensive liquid




Went out on an werid guy hugging trip

AND AND AND! I hadn't got the pictures yet...

BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLADYS :D

peace out

1 Reason why we should not take attachment

Oh, cruel attachment,

Thy internship is nonsense

Thy will raise up above the smothering jobs that thy is entrusted with

And

Thy glorious pants shall be crapped







Understand?

Its that time of the month

For everyone thats reading, I apologise for the emo posts that don't really characterize me!

I declare those posts the product of:

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Opportunities and Holes

Opportunities are like the stupid small hole in the death star

And we on the other hand, is only armed with one small banana-sized proton missile

So we only get one chance

You'd think that we will be more careful about firing that one banana

but no, we have to press the wrong button at the wrong time
Its a ritual of manhood

We have to blow up sometime spectacularly first


To top it all up,

I fired mine 21 days too late

21 days

thats not alot of time

Just enough to screw me all up.

as a sidenote: Take that 25 minutes! I'm bloody 21 DAYS too late. In your face, Richter, Jascha.

If you were wondering about why i mentioned that, take a look at the lyrics

After some time I've finally made up my mind
She is the girl and I really want to make her mine
I'm searching everywhere to find her again
To tell her I love her
And I'm sorry 'bout the things I've done

I find her standing in front of the church
The only place in town where I didn't search
She looks so happy in her wedding dress
But she's crying while she's saying this

Boy I missed your kisses all the time
but this is Twenty five minutes too late
Though you travelled so far
boy I'm sorry you are
Twenty five minutes too late

Against the wind I'm going home again
Wishing be back to the time
when we were more than friends

the weather isn't the only thing that is bad

damn man,

as quoted from Raphael's blog this May...

"the weather isn't the only thing that is bad."

Bad doesn't even start to explain it,

Bad is the new good now

I want something bad now

This is insane, this is disastrous, distressing, grave, harsh, intense, painful, serious and terrible

This sucks.





















On another note:

I found this song, thats probably apt for for someone elses situation

Gone, by Kelly Clarkson

What you see's not what you get
With you there's just no measurement
No way to tell what's real from what isn't there
Your eyes they sparkle
That's all changed into lies that drop like acid rain
You washed away the best of me
You don't care
You know you did it
I'm gone
To find someone to live for
In this world
There's no light at the end of the tunnel tonight
Just a bridge that I gotta burn

You're wrong
If you think you can walk right through my door
That is just so you
Coming back when I've finally moved on
I'm already gone
Sometimes shattered
Never open

Nothing matters
When you're broken
That was me whenever I was with you
Always ending
Always over
Back and forth,
up and down like a rollercoaster
I am breaking