MUHA! Urbandictionary quiz!

I read this on someone's blog, and since i'm so cool and bored. I'm gonna do it and post it here!

The instructions are simple:

Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1) Your name?

Justin

Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful.
(I couldn't find Pak Wing, so I went Justin :p)

2) Your age?
To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.

3) One of your friends?

Brandon

An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM! Derived from Brandon "BAM" Margera.

Fred: Dude, I just got major Brandon.
Ted: Brandon shows up at the most inconvenient times.


4) What should you be doing?

working

A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.

"No, I can't come to the party tonight. I'm working late."

5) Favorite color?

white

A street name for cocaine.
Jim: "You got any white left from that 8 ball?" Jack: "Nah, I finished it all off last night."

7) Month of your birthday?

August

The eigth month of the year characterized by cookouts and swimming!


8) Last person you talked to?


Gladys

1.) A catch-all name for a domestic stay-at-home wife
2.) The name of the wife in the famous Salt Lake City Mormon family who adopted an abondoned circus chimp, Little Johnny in 1962.
3.) The female counterpart of the pioneering internet crime fighting duo of Rodriguez and Gladys. (Featured in Parade Magazine c. 1998)

9) What did you last eat?


noodles

1. Nice food that comes in packets labelled "Super Noodles"
2. The Offspring's lead guitarist and one of the coolest guys ever to walk upon this planet.

10) Your nickname?


Pak

Seen on popular cartoon show "Invader Zim" Pak- the Irken life source. The Pak rests on the back of an Irken, silver with three colored spots, one on top two on bottom. The Pak stores memories and background information about the Irken as well as emotions and thoughts. It has to be recharged every two months before it runs out of power. If the Pak is popped off, the Irken must re-attach it or they can only survive for ten minutes before they die. The Pak is also a constant supply of energy, and is the reason Irkens never sleep and rarely eat.



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